You know, the sad part of this is that I know what you are talking about! I don't think too many people do.

If that smile is for real and for the reason you say, let's go there, eh?

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If you look closely, there's a small sailboat at the southwest corner of a lake there. On the foredeck of that sailboat is a small nude human. She's very much female and, according to the Enquirer, 3.82 Martian years old (7 Earth years old). I got a radio-phone call from Her yesterday and She was asking for you, Eeyore.