Never been able to find it. May have been a Dr. Demento thing many years ago.

My condo has no thirteenth floor. It goes from twelve and then to fourteen. Any idea WHY???

You know why. My early days were urban. I remember that as well.

Psychic Readers use Tarot Cards to predict future events.

I've been randomly told by three different ones in my life that I am a very old soul (I wasn't seeking them out or paying money). On my last birthday I managed an unfortunate accident whose details I will not share, which resulted in serious chemical burns down the length of my ass crack from lye. The healing process was painful and itchy. I'm not sure how many of these cases even exist in the world, but I doubt they ever happened to any old souls.

"I did NOT have sex with that woman." Uh.... okay.... so, what would you call it?

Tobacco flavor infusion? As for the jizzy dress, I think somebody was tasked with fishing a condom out of the trash (ala Alicia Silverstone method) to wipe it on a dress, but he who lives by his sword dies by his sword. No sympathy here.

and every creeping thing of the earth (except unicorns.)

The loveliest of all was the unicorn (back when it was still connected to female virgins and not uet culturally appropriated to homosexuality). I still need to see Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson and get that whole Jews Killed Jesus angle. I've just never been into group identity via religion. I grew up in a nig melting pot area where people kept to their own and you kept your religion to yourself if you knew what was good for ya. He makes awesome films though. One day I'll get to it..

Archaeology itself is a pretty fascist world, and for some a pretty easily duped world. For me, things could be either way younger or way older than most of us know. I'm inclined to think it's all cyclical, with humanity reaching a point where it shoots itself in the ass and has to start from scratch again and again, with a few trying to warn the masses, but always to no avail. Then again, I had lye in my ass crack not so long ago.

My ghod, I could go on and on and...

You do often seem conflicted about speaking your mind here.