I had a bad day, that day, where everything that could go wrong, did so in strict obedience to Murphy's Law. Usually, I try to be funny with my subject text but I was so frustrated with my day, I just lost all creativity and could only think of my idiotic responses.

I mean, consider: earlier, something went drastically wrong (bread falling butter side down) and I ran out of cuss words. You can only say the word "fuck" so many times before it becomes useless. What's another word that will work? "Dammit" was used up, "shit" sounded funny enough to not work, and "fuck" was my last resort. When that ran out, I couldn't come up with anything real so I tried some imaginary ones like "corpuscle!" That worked for three or four times until it, too, became useless.

So, then, my entire day went like that.

Fortunately, I only have days like that a couple times per lifetime. (Well, I've had my two but I still have some life left to live so, who knows?)