1. Always use TOR.
2. My Dad is a psychopath who drunken-molested me at his wedding.
3. My Mom is probably the best family member I have, and she bent me over her lap to pound the shit out of me full-force, dislocated my jaw, and broke my nose when I was very small (and got off on all of this).
4. The person I thought was my second-best friend was also a psychopath, and he sadistically manipulated me for many years, with my soulmate - a little girl - as collateral. (He's the one whom I hopefully caught.)

I guess that sometimes the universe just goes for a sort of cosmic masochism.

~ Rainbow