Looks like you've really put some time into thinking up that premature burial plan. Guessing you already had it in mind for someone else you've known. Reminds me of the old comments I'd see on news articles where some guy got outed for having an underage girlfriend.

One little touch you might add, though. I once heard some Latin American cartel had problems with their torture victims passing out on them. So they started shooting them full of amphetamines so they wouldn't fall asleep and miss any of the festivities.

There's evil in the world. Don't stare into its void too long, lest you start to resemble it.

I'm beginning to think that's what all true girl lovers are seeking and finding in their little ones. The sex thing is just a facet.

And that's exactly why people who get off on pain and tears of young girls deserve a brutal end.

Wait, I mean forgive. Yeah, that. Not really, but I know that's what I'm s'posed to say.