Found some completely inappropriate lyrics to a song from the Internet. Thought I'd inappropriately share them here.

I met this girl
And she's just great.
This girl I just adore.
The problem is... (now, don't get ahead of me! - gimwinkle)
She has much more
Than I bargained for.

She's got that style;
She's got that smile;
She's got the walk;
She's got the talk.
She's got that zing,
There's just one thing...
She's got a penis.

She's got that flair,
Knows what to wear.
She's got that face;
That girl is grace.
She's got pizzazz.
Too bad she has...
A penis.

Now there's always some failure;
Always some flaw.
Ain't that what they call
Murphy's Law?
The male genitalia
That's where I draw the line.
Besides, hers is bigger than mine.

My life's a mess
Cuz under that dress
She's got a
P
E
N
I
S!