The reason we look upon entanglement and waving particles as the insanity of quantum theory is that we really don't understand it all completely. Just like I feel cellphone calls are "spooky action at a distance", so too, we have cats that are both dead and alive at the same time.

What if, (Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences please spell my name correctly), when two particles are "created" and thought to be entangled, we're really only creating ONE particle with the opposite, entangled one being a reflection of the ONE as it is seen in a different dimension from the four we inhabit. Maybe I didn't explain it in the best way, but I'm sure the Nobel Prize in Physics will have it all worked out.

Will I be awarded the 8 million in Swedish Kronor or Canadian dollars?