Shit you never said and forgot to include.

Sorry. Retrospective adoring donkey. (She eventually got knocked up out in Arizona due to her highly sensitive and intrinsically adoring nature, previously noticed by the older one she met but never realized that he hungered after her.)

Now divorced, with kids. I saw your intrinsic beauty sooo early. Your older brother, my best friend, knew I adored you. If only you had seen me. The story would still be ongoing to this very day.

Also, sorry for stealing your underwear that one time back when you were 11. You were just so beautiful, with me being still young and horny, and your hamper was in my face, calling out to me:/