Very sorry for your loss.

That time you beat One Direction in popularity to everyone's surprise?

Yeah. That was just the lil ol' donkey blowing kisses your way.

Not actually mad. You were very kind. No real regrets.

I'm glad you locked and stood guard by the door, but sad you let it happen as your sisters stayed mum.

That sort of non-mutual drama is never acceptable, presuming it was non-mutual.

Stiff upper lip, former darling. It's a fairly easy ride from here, provided you stay away from drugs and sociopathic partners.

Much love. <3