Sounds like my sister. My texts are about 10 to 15 words long. Hers are maxed out.

OMG, a conversation with her is like this:

Hey, Sister, what time is it?

Oh, Brother, I'm glad you asked because I have been looking at my watch for the past few days and it seems to me that..... (four hours later).... so, I told the delivery guy that the pizza was too cold for this time of year. So, how was your week?