Small boats in Toronto must be stored on land during the winter. Once on land, they need to be covered. Today, the winds are 40 to 50 kilometers per hour and making tarps flog horribly. Plus, it's cold and my fingers were freezing. (Try tying a knot with thick gloves on! Off comes the gloves.)

Never been to Margaritaville though I do like how Buffett sings about that and Come Monday. Beer just ain't my thing although I tried back when I was in the military and tried to fit in with all the boys. I hated every pitcher of Budweiser I drank. Finally, I hate fish (all kinds) but gravy covering chips (french fries, to you Yanks) is primarily why I'm 400 lbs overweight.

I am married to the lass in my bed (as I type this) but "salty" is far from what she can be. She gets seasick just having a piggyback ride around the meadow during warm summer's frolic. I, unfortunately, sail mostly alone.

What about YOU, Eeyore? What keeps you happy on Saturdays?