Howdy Buck do you say "how the fuck" when you see something Bucked Up but don't want to fuck up your social propriety?

Wife and I were watching a movie with a kid in it. The scene grew tense and the kid needed to emphasize the need to move from where she was to elsewhere to escape sure danger.

"Come on, guys. We need to go over there."

"I wanna stay here. They can't see us."

"Come ON! We gotta fuckin' MOVE!"

I was shocked to hear a little girl yell that.

My wife laughed (she had just learned the English word "fuck".) Now, she tells me that my fuckin' supper is ready. Earlier, she took the car to get some fuckin' groceries and said that she would be back in a few fuckin' minutes.

I replied, "Whoopie shit."

"Shit? Poop? Washroom?"

I laughed and gave up.