That blond with the super dark eyes I still don't know anything ABOOT?

To be honest, I'm not generally into chests at all, even though I tend to prefer flat ones.

I'm adopted. I wasn't breast fed as an infant. I was probably fed asbestos-laced formula in those late 60's, early 70's, but it was still yummy.

So that subconscious relation to the boob just isn't there in my wheelhouse. I'm a legs and butt dude, it seems.