With the controversy about "Baby It's Cold Outside" being a "rape song", how long before the moralism patrol decides that "Winter Wonderland" is actually about "grooming"? I mean really, married by a snowman? How old could she be to fall for that one? Just imagine the scene:

The Notorious DR (Whomever that is): "It's all right, we're married now. Snowmen can do that."

Little Girl voice: "Really?"

DR: "Yes, if you pretend they're the local vicar."

LG: "Okay!"

Winter is coming...




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