There is a retail chain of candy stores called IT'SUGAR. They have one at Baltimore's Inner Harbor I visit on occasion. Their in-store ad campaigns (though not on their website) always feature young models in schoolgirl outfits so distracted by candy they don't notice that their skirts are blowing up in the breeze or something. It's been there for years and no one seems to mind this. The shop is always full of children, teens, and adults. Perhaps we can alleviate hysteria against girl-love by getting everyone on a sugar high? I love candy, but the high I get from sexy schoolgirls is even better.

It also looks like the store has a special merchandising deal with the show Stranger Things, which doesn't surprise me at all.

*realises he finally has excuse to post photo of Millie Bobby Brown with cotton candy*
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By the way, any similarity between IT'SUGAR and the shop in my controversial science fiction story "Sex and Candy" - https://danielrumanosscifi.blogspot.com/2018/12/sex-and-candy.html - (yes, the one that got me suspended from Twitter the first time) is purely coincidental!




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