She was shaking hands with the US rep the other day

...though, that's a bit creepy.

The only cop I ever knew used to wet his pants in the 2nd grade

I honestly suspect firestarting and childhood cruelty to animals are also common. I specify childhood since cruelty to animals is their literal job.

Still... fucking with working childrens' unions, fucking with the cocaine trade... there's definitely things to be concerned with here.