Don't you think that Cup Girl defined the word pedophile for us? No, I know the rest of the world has a demented definition, but I'm talking about us. Pedo means child. Phile means love. The love between the two of you was what the word means. As it should be.

You are one lucky guy, buddy. Treasure that trove of events because they are so rare in the world.

Here's to YOU, Cup Girl! Cheers.