"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"I like my women how I like my brandy. 13 years old and locked in the cellar."
"I like my women how I like my math. Easy and middle school level."
IMPORTANT: The above is only presented as humor. I do not actually condone the practice of mixing whiskey with Coca-Cola.
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