* Prehistoric men: Became the dominant lifeform on Earth. Survived the last Ice Age and founded civilization.
* Ancient men: Fought the Trojan War and the Conquest of the Holy Land. Founded empires that conquered the world.
* Medieval men: Fought the Crusades. Went a-viking. Had potentially-deadly jousting tournaments for fun.
* Modern men: Fought two World Wars. Walked on the moon.
* Postmodern men: Petrified with fear of a virus. Even more afraid to admit that they are attracted to young girls.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
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