I was of the distinct memory that you had once posted not terribly long ago you were from the land that beat corona, banned gunpowder, and cruelly refuse to eradicate all invasive feline killing machines once and for all for the sake of your grounded birds.
I've posted about these kiwi girls before, and I know I did not imagine them. The older sister had a closeup shot of herself with wild blond hair that made her look like a tiger, and I know one of the 8 people who post here must know exactly what bloggy remembered page I am speaking about. What is there, like 3,000 people in NZ if you count in the sheep? You should be able to remember ALL 20 NZ sourced websites that existed on the internet 10 or 12 years ago.