My dear man, MOUNDS is the best... especially hairless ones!

As for Dominoes... no. Last year (? maybe it was two years ago?), the best 2 4 1 pizza store was near my marina and, occasionally, I'd order it delivered straight to my dockside (very, very expensive) because it was THAT good. The staff there would usually see me once or twice a week for... gotta count... fourteen years?... during the summer sailing season and maybe once a month during the winter. Then, the idiot landlords for the store upped the rent for quite a few vendors near there and I lost an excellent source of store-bought pizza. I tried another 2 4 1 store but it was horrible. I guess, every time I ordered from my favorite store, they took really good care of me. Today, unfortunately, I'm stuck with what edible thing I can coax out of a Delissio Rising Crust frozen pizza. It's not a fault with Delissio. For example, the very first time I tried my hand at cooking a frozen pizza, I had to call the Toronto Fire Services because of the smoke.

Anyway, now you know why I'm overweight. A lot.