I love maps. Not that newish term for us. I've had trouble warming up to that. *Folds arms while wearing an old man sweater and says "in my day..."*

I mean literal maps. Dude... have you ever encountered a relief map? It's like having sex with Natalie Portman in her Leon The Professional era (err, in some country that would have legally allowed that sometime in history).

Wait, I think I meant to say I know where Paraguay is. Yeah, that.