Somebody once sent me a weird "Jailbreak" meme several broken hard drives ago. It's a fuzzy memory.

So from Jailbreak to Jailbait (he just couldn't wait). I like Motörhead. Jethro Tull counts as metal, right? Was a huge nerd rock Rush fan. (What's the shortest thing in the world? The line for the women's rest room at a Rush concert.) I defy this joke, because in my early 20's my teen girlfriend LOVED them as much as I did. Or maybe just because I did. She was probably the funnest most positive girl I ever knew, even though I secretly fantasized about doing naughty things with her younger sister. :o| Her 12 year old sis was popular and had the HOTTEST friends. They were all hitting on me (designated driver) on the ride home after being sexed up at a NKOTB boy band concert. I may prefer metal and classic rock like you, but I gotta admit, BOY BANDS ROCK!

(Roll with an idea long enough and it might eventually make a relevant point.)