If we understood you, and if you were not such an enigma... the puzzle would be solved, and then we would have no reason to exist.

Mystery is the point of all existence.

Example: what does a little girl's anus taste like?

Discuss.

No no, don't discuss it here you idiots. Discuss it internally with yourself, when you are in your bathtub, drinking wine, and listening to Chopin or b... *cough* blues.