Alyaksandr is cute. Lukashenko I mean. He looks like the handsome gopnik version of Dr Phil. In his teens he looked a lot like Freddie Mercury. I wish there were more childhood photos of him in the public domain.

After HBO's Chernobyl, most people now know that Belarus is definitely a place, or well thought-out plot device.

What do you even drink, honeydew? Pfff. La di da.