Mark my words...

If humanity progresses properly, calling someone the word "Pedophile" will be seen as just as bad as calling someone the "N" word.

The proper thing to call us will be MAPs, or Child Lovers. We will, however, be allowed to call each other "Pedophile" as a joke, etc.

"What up my Pedo!?"

Because, you can't say Pedophile unless you're a Child Lover!

PEDOPHILE!