I don't usually like watching war movies, but this is a 1985 version of a movie that is very well-known hereabouts, and I have seen this version only once before. I don't want to see the older version any more, I have seen it often enough.

War is cruel and brutal. I hope that I can get to my grave before the next war breaks out. When I am in my grave, not even Tsar Bomba can disturb me.