..a paperback, probably a Barnes & Noble from the classics section.

There seem to be some underlying hostilities in your reply, with an EXTREMELY slight chance that they have nothing at all to do with the topic at hand.

Please don't make me search again for the part where they are all gathered round and he's obsessing about the dude's outfit, but if I must, I will go searching for it. Don't claim victory if it's only one entire page, please.

I'll need to wikipedia your Andre Gurd remark. Apparently, You Win.