"Ax" you about the "we're part-Maori" girl with the blond lion's mane of hair (and her little sis). She was popular from that other land down-unda about 15 years ago, and really did sorta look like a lion. I am apparently the only girl lover left, through time, or not dead or in jail, who remembers her perfectly legal blog.

They're still going to find me holed-up on Stewart someday. For what actual crime, I have yet to devise.