"And to auoide the tediouse repetition of these woordes : is equalle to : I will sette as I doe often in woorke use,a paire of paralleles,or Gemowe lines of one lengthe,thus:======, because noe.2. thynges,can be moare equalle."

-Robert Recorde

Can you get any more off-topic than this? Sure, I would like to show a picture of Hazel Hanalei, but it is difficult, as we know.