In all seriousness, with un-murkied, highly unquestioned ratings, and a not-bloated Opruh face behind accompanying highly-paid dress-up advisor's "bright-yet-nevertheless-serious-and-scrutinizing" spectacles..

I shed a solemn tear for Meghan and her loyally disloyal portrayal of her adopted royal family, mostly in my sheepish accordance with her deepest sincere revelations trained over the last five years in media to strike a chord with my sheepish personal constitution, and delivered with her honest, CIA-style, fluttering eyelids to strike ever so deeply at my sense of right and wrong, before I get distracted by the never-ending field of southern California gardens in her pained suffragette background.

Meh, all I mean is, I have a feeling Glenn will not find a need to turn down such a prize any time soon.