There are a few Code Ninjas around where I live. I was thinking about trying there. They are places where kids are taught how to code. I've done some coding (not a lot) but I'm sure I could learn the curriculum relatively fast.

While I was looking up jobs I saw an opening for the FBI and it said it was entry level. For a brief second I thought "Hey I don't have a criminal record, maybe I could join the FBI and then secretly work as an insider feeding information to the pedo community." LOL. Nah, they'd probably check my internet history and then I'd be fucked.