Cutting off part of a boy's penis and sucking the blood are fine, but don't suck it just because you both find it fun.

Pierce permanent holes in your daughter's body regardless of how she feels, but you better not stimulate nerves around the holes between her legs, even if she loves it.

TSA can fondle your kid and take all the naked pictures they want (don't worry, they are secure, we promise) but have a conniption fit if a teacher records them on the toilet.

Don't get me wrong, fuck that guy, but fuck the TSA too and circumcision and forced ear piercings.