1- You are about to commit a gambled act of international terrorism with your young daughter, which might stoke WWIII.

2- You might secretly be white trash and decide to do coke-and-whisky on a final joy ride, before revealing to the world of lesbianism that yes, indeed, you WERE always, low-key, a total loose fucking cannon like the rumors claimed.

3- You have driven 50,000 miles without paying attention to that dashboard light that first appeared at the 10,000 mark.