It was probably decided at a grand 60's-era ski resort at some point, that in-between lolis, some dudes with castles, whether by lineage or financial ownership of a small nation (you say tomato...), that all these other suddenly-foisted forks in the social world can be used as levers for quelling their procreationalproclivities. How-evah. We save zee primal fear for one's children for zee benefit of zee puppeteer, ehhh??