(*This safespace topic is likely a low risk for anyone to chime in at will.)

I think I may have posted here about my favorite reptile before. Blows my freakin' mind.

(This is what women my own age mostly look like to me now. (When your acceptable and legal options have become only a handful of adult Asian women that require you to move to another country where everyone else would probably call you names not listed in your translation book.(No offense intended toward you, Jonathan.)))

Jonathan texting in his Yahoo Chat days:

"Haha ur funny. I'm 14, a/s/l? Uhhh... um... I'm one hundred..percent sure you are totally AWESOME! Oh, my age. I'm uh, 16."

He turns 191 in January.

Sorry to post a Wikipedia link here. I think calling Jonathan an "alt-right tortoise" has finally crossed the line of political neutrality for them. Ugh, have they no shame. Not donating anymore.