Merry Christmas, Eeyore! I assure you that I am well, though a little busy at the moment. Don't worry about Swedish Intelligence - they love me and support my work.

I'm trying out something new this year. Instead of a lump of coal and a switch, I've decided to offer a few naughty little girls a chance at restitution. I've put them in harness and have them assisting my reindeer in pulling my sleigh! It did require a pinch of a special magical powder to get them moving fast enough, but so far they're doing just fine in the snow!

But, me and my new team have to get back to work now, so I'll have to say goodbye for now.


Now Dasha! Now Danielle!
Now, Paisley and Vicky!
On, Connie! On, Cooper!
On, Donna and Mitsy!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!