The quality of saxophones has been declining since the brass age.

I grew up watching Roseanne (the fictional version of Abby Lee Miller) with my fam. The character of Roseanne reminded me of my mom, but much more pleasant and fictional. My mom was real, in my face, and unfunny af.

The opening theme of Roseanne introduced me to the jazzy scale that is often most associated with bekfluitjies and jazz organs. It was both sexy, swinging, and syncopated. I was in love with Roseanne's sister for all of 2 episodes. Then I realized that her kids were much more interesting. I am saying all of this to distract you from the issue at hand. Saxophones are basically brassy horny flutes. And I agree, they need to be destroyed. Every last single mother fucking one.

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