Dear Giant Marketing Firms:

Everyone on the planet now rolls their eyes at your pandering commercials. This reality is no more exemplified than by inserting your tired old "Queen" song about how you will rock us. Even during this holy month of "Pride", your very targets for seeking approving virtue are themselves rolling their eyes at you by this point. It has become cringe to everyone and all. Please retire that worn-out, go-to song already. In other words, speaking for both friend and foe on this one:

*Please Stop.*