Happy birthday, Charlotte:)

She turned 9 on 5/2.

Loving your inner tiger energy, but also please don't allow that to let u grow into a bitch. (It's cute early on, but always a treacherous fine-line result, isn't it.) I know you will channel it toward the graceful and the proper in the years to come. You possibly lucked out on the parenting front, all things considered, so I do not worry.

Sorry your elder brother needs your micro-tutoring, but thank you for your admittedly vital services to him just the same. God save the little princess. (I've been so honestly smitten.)

Love,
Your sketchy 12th uncle thru marriage & a fuzzy pre-paid Falkland legal claim,

~Eeyore