& Why Have I Been Obsessed w/Pretzel Rods??

Well, Bill Hicks could have elegantly explained unexpected "alternate advertising strategies" to me. I have no doubt there.

I sometimes miss his genius, and how it would have evolved (and likely so wickedly) to the current times. He would be dropping contemplative diamonds and nuggets all over the place today, I have no doubt.

Everybody is so twisted and full of shit these days, I tell you. I will keep buying my pretzel rods, but I will sincerely admit: It all just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.