"My department has gradually made kids dumber upon the world stage over the last half century!"

"Whip me like Bob Backlund baby, just for good measure."
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=MlzqOTganqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlzqOTganqo

Let the states decide. Let the chocolate chips fall where they may!!

Wait and see what we've got in a few years. Couldn't get any worse.