https://www.lemonde.fr/en/france/article/2025/06/23/four-people-arrested-as-french-police-probe-fake-disneyland-paris-marriage-with-nine-year-old_6742621_7.html


Well, from some versions of this highly sketchy story, it seems to be a Brit (they say Brits are the biggest pervs, apparently?).

What's with all the white guys in France being into underage marriage? Their immigrant men must be horrified!

That poor little Ukrainian girl got her COOCHIE inspected by some creepy doctor after this staged marriage event, *JUST TO MAKE SURE* she wasn't traumatised in any way:(

Memories of Southpark kicked in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ifttsLy8Y