"Hello, Jones Psychiatric Services? What are your hours of operation?"

"We're ope-"

"No, don't tell me that way. Fax it to me on 100 pages."

"That sounds a little strange. Let me Open the Standard System Library and Employee Handbook (copyright 2012) used in two-thirds of the businesses around the world, and see what it says to do. ... Well, it says here, when someone asks me to fax him the company's hours of operation on 100 pages, I'm supposed to pull 99 random pages out of the company's secret filing cabinet and fax those along with the page that has the hours of operation, so I'll do that. Let's see, here are twelve pages of junk mail, five pages with the names, addresses, and phone numbers of all current patients, 23 pages of junk mail, 24 pages of transcripts of the last eight patients' sessions, Jones' two-page answer to the subpoena, and 33 more pages of junk mail... starting the fax now. Of course it says not to log this, since someone asking for the hours of operation is such a mundane thing."