'JD, it's 'cause I wear a silly grin...'

'...the moment you come into view.'

- modified from a stuffed Taco Bell chihuaua. Thanks for the memories, lucky bastard.

"The other day my little girl friend, the one and only, the one I've written at least three poems about and who has uttered some whoppers (which I've mentioned here)..."

Yes, dear, we know she's an amazing person. :)

"...was dancing around in her hip hugger type bikini and singing something in a sexy, funky way that was very, um, well, exciting."

Yes, dear, we also have full cause to believe that she is remarkably attractive, as well. :)

"What makes it more exciting is the words she was singing. They were: "I can't wait til I can get my hands on you!" That's all she sang...about 3 or 4 times.

My questions are these:

1) Was she reading my mind?

2) Was she speaking her mind?

3) Are these lyrics recognizable to anyone, or do they sound made up?"

1) Calm down; you're tripping. It doesn't take a mind-reader when two people are close, dearie. She probably has fully surmised every way in which you might possibly want to tongue and caress her.

2) Quite possibly logical, captain.

3) I'm going to guess some mix. It usually is.

"Either way it was a passion-filled moment. Later I yanked her bikini down a bit and pinched her sweet little ass after she yanked on my shorts a few times. It didn't work as a deterrent really."

Never does. You're just going to have to get used to this fact.

"Today when she saw me briefly she took my hand and squeezed it before letting go and smiled ever so slightly at me. If she's not careful, I'm gonna start growing rather fond of her."

Noooo... it's a bit late for that, dearie. If you're not careful, you're going to find yourself in a realm which officially doesn't happen, attempting to decide on-the-spot exactly what you're comfortable with in the current social realities... 'cause it's being done to you.

The parts which aren't socially uncomfortable are rather pleasant. The parts which are socially uncomfortable are also rather pleasant, but that's a different story.

Yeah... enjoy. Lucky bastard... ::grumble:: Just don't expect anything to conform to any image of "that just doesn't happen..." ...not that you'd be the most prone to doing so, but even the most off-kilter have had what little 'reality' they had left yanked out from under them whilst following a girl into a realm of her own choosing.

::shrug:: Fuck, I'm rambling now... lost in memories. Anyways, I'll just leave it with...

Lucky bastard.