Just wear life on your sleeve

If a rent-a-cop gets pissy, just say, "Why don't you follow me around the mall so I don't cause any trouble." Hell I'm an RSO; I will be held under much tighter scrutiny than yourself if I was accused of getting too frisky with LGs. I will still take my chances and be as friendly (not flirtatious) as I can be with everyone - not just the girls.

All I'm saying is you can't enjoy life by putting politics and apprehensions in front of everything. Once again you don't have to flirt with AGs to show you love them; just be cool and be yourself.