GM of ultimate victory!

Alternate title: Yes, I'm bragging my ass off!

So I get a couple of free hours between work today. If any of you get those longish breaks like I do, you know how it is. Not really enough time to do anything like go home and watch a movie, but too long to just grab lunch. So you're desperate to find small errands to run. :S So I decided to run over to my regular convenience store and grab some smokes. I didn't really need any until tomorrow, but tomorrow's a day off and this will save me from having to make a special trip! And I'm so glad I picked them up today! (Well, not entirely...I'm trying to quit!) Here is why...

Three girls. Some of you may get offended by this but I don't care- three girls who are LIVING PROOF that eleven-year-old girls are the hottest and coolest people on the planet! Seriously, they were "stare at them and don't give a damn if anyone catches you" hot! And I did too! Actually, only two of them were eleven. The other one was one of their older sister, she was thirteen. But still attractive, a real youngish thirteen that is still okay for me. :)

And how do I know all this? Well, I talked to them! :) And it was the older girl who started talking to me! It was wild. Here's a cool bit- luckily I was able to carry on the conversation further because her little sister had one of the coolest accessories I've seen in a LONG time. She was wearing an ankle bracelet with a guitar pick hanging from it. This also gave me an opportunity to stare at her sexy feet! (I play guitar and honestly like feet way too much for my own good! Clearly this girl was awesome to me!) It turns out she doesn't actually play guitar. :( But still, a cool ass thing to wear!

They were all dressed really incredible too. (I will just say it was HOT outside today!) We actually ended up talking for a few minutes. :) It was mostly with the older girl, but that was more than enough! And here comes the bit of shameless bragging. (And I can already hear the cries of "Bullshit!!!" now!) She totally asked for my number! So there. :P

BTW, I totally punked out! But that may have been the best move. Who knows what kind of trouble that could have led to? But even considering, it was a very choice GM. :)