Re: sad GM

15 and she's sitting on your lap? That's nice.

My older sister is still resentful towards my father for telling her when she was about 10, that she was now too heavy to sit on his lap and it was time for her to find a boyfriend. She was not fat and my dad is 6 ft. 180 pounds...

Then again, shortly after coming out to my dad, he said that 11 years old was the pinnacle for a girl. I didn't ask him where he had learned this because it just makes sense, although I personally prefer them around 7.

Talking about my family...

At 11, my grand-mother's(my dad's mother) mother gave her a baby and said: "it's yours".

When I was young my grand-mother gave us an adult comic by mistake.

Another time she joked about my 6-year-old sister having what appeared to be a g-string but unfortunately it was just an impression.