I want to believe that he can bring back jobs, but I only see bragging and potentially disastrous consequences (trade war anyone?) if he follows through.

Lolwut?

Companies are already relocating jobs to the USA...



A trade war is a danger for small countries. The USA is a little less than a third of the world economy. If other countries refuse to sell to or buy from the USA because the Donald, those countries suffer more than the USA.





As for sex laws, I truly cannot grasp what the hell you libruls want? The Donald is by far the Republican presidential candidate (never mind general election nominee, never mind President) with the most liberal positions on sexual issues ever. In some of them he is more liberal than Hellary. The only reasons I can think for you all to dislike him on these, sorry to say so, is either that he is a pedo (probably only a hebe, but same difference in the minds of most) although that isn't your case, or that unlike Hellary he is a male...



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