I don't often speak comprehensively of my beliefs because they are both simple and complex, orthodox and heretical, coherent with an appearance of self-contradiction, clear yet murky, and it takes a while to communicate all these ideas yet many people will still not be able to understand me. In short, enough to please and offend everyone, but a bit too much for small talk.

So where to begin?

I tried to post my thoughts and the website burped. I suppose that gives you a hint how long it takes even to summarize it. Or perhaps it is nothing. Anyway, I will try breaking it down and posting it in parts as replies to this post.